- compliments can make their day
- kiss their neck and they will probably fuck you
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Birthday Bash, get smashed
So Ansley made me get temple run yesterday
So if you don’t think the fact that the creator of Sailor Moon (Naoko Takeuchi) and the creator of Hunter x Hunter/Yu Yu Hakusho (Yoshihiro Togashi) are married and help eachother out with their manga and anime pursuits is the cutest thing ever, then get out of my face.
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
describe fan fiction in one sentence:
every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
at least he’s taller than the stuffed bear