My bed and Ryan are my best friends right now. Night y’all Ryan and I are checking out for the day

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 01:57am

I have a busy day again tomorrow so it’ll probably be another tshirt day, also I 100% overcommitted myself tomorrow whoops better enjoy my five whole hours of sleep tonight cause that’s not happening again till this weekend

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 01:39am

My eyes are so bloodshot and I’m about to head hoooome

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 01:37am


whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 01:24am

Literally slipping the queer agenda into my marketing class right now

Wednesday Apr 23 @ 12:55am

In some older versions of Persephone’s story, she was a young woman, not a young girl, and instead of accidentally wandering away, she had gone deliberately adventuring, when she fell, or was lured, or was kidnapped into Hell. Here Persephone’s adventurous spirit leads her into difficulty, instead of her being a passive victim of the wickedness of others. Her relationship with her mother gives her the courage to explore her world, and when events take a bad turn, their relationship gives her the strength to survive.

In a still older version, Persephone heard the despairing cries of the dead and chose freely to go into the Underworld to comfort them. Hades does not appear at all, in this version. Here Persephone’s descent to hell illustrates inclusiveness for every being, whether in the Underworld or in our present one, and shows that mercy is integral to her nature.

In the most ancient layer of myth, Persephone’s name means “She Who Destroys The Light.” She was the powerful Goddess of the Underworld long before anyone knew of Hades. Like the Indian Kali, the Irish Morrigan, and the Sumerian Ereshkegal, she was the Goddess of Death.

(x) Wednesday Apr 23 @ 12:44am


"well SOME cops are good"


Tuesday Apr 22 @ 11:08pm


I’m not a misandrist I have man friends and sometimes I even read books by men I’m very open minded

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 11:08pm


In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 11:06pm


todays show is brought to you by the letter a

which is for asexuals not allies


Tuesday Apr 22 @ 11:05pm
Tuesday Apr 22 @ 10:47pm


im alive but only ironically

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 10:44pm





why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout

heck you fricker

thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18

what the fuck

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 10:43pm


My dude straight loving him some nsync.

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 10:30pm


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 10:28pm

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